Double your Penhall, double your fun. These boys definitely got Dom's gift for delivering comedy.
1. Joey (after Judy apologizes for thinking he's a homeless person): No apologies needed. I like churches.
2. Joey (on whether he's lying about being related to Doug): I don't think so...unless my dad lied.
3. Doug: I never wanted to hear that knock again.
Joey: You shoulda put in a doorbell.
4. Doug (while posing as a drill instructor at a boot camp for out of control teens): Drop and give me 50!
Joey: I didn't bring any money!